all time great wrong answers

who is dr. fact?
a bad mother fucker
john hanson
will hammerstein
the trivia king
natalies boyfriend
g-d

we were taking sam berliner or john d'uva

on the simpsons, what is duff man's real name?
bart simpson
bill clinton
duffmanson
herman duffskovski
victor duffinski

it's barry duffmen

what is the name of the store right next door to the buttermilk
park slope municipal parking lot
joes deli
spanish record store
johnson cleaners
kennedy fried chicken
maria's cake decorating center

it's the buy rite max, inc.

what did edwin herbert land invent?
the land rover
the land line
the land mine

he invented the first polaroid camera known as the land camera