dr. fact is on vacation and will return shortly

as always, begging for points is a brilliant strategy.

i like that, for just a moment, this team thought that arkansas was next to arizona.

this might be my favorite card ever.

That package sure looks suspicious....

Many thanks to all of you who came on down to the march version of doctor fact. I was very pleased with the way that everything went, except for the whole starting late thing but that was kind of my fault. Next time the good doctor is in town, I suspect that we will be starting at 8pm. I'm not making any promises but...that ran late. As you may or may not have heard, there may or may not be a dr. fact next month, as per the unusual departure of several of the usual suspects to an undisclosed location. ok, mexico and specifically jalisco, where they're on a mission to purchase the finest tequila's available for their dr. fact cohorts. hint hint. Most likely, there will be no official fact, but perhaps if several of you want to come over we can ask each other questions to get that fix. or perhaps you can checkout a music trivia night. rumor has it that one is going to start up at another local spot soon. Last, but not least, many thanks to brett and faith for filling in for nurse robin tidbit, who was out in LA recruiting reconstructive specialists for a round we'll be having in the future.

anyway, the game was well fought, there were seven teams out of fourteen with scores of 30+. The winning team was suspicious package with 36/50. They beat out the real people, steve Gutenberg bible and the neuticals, all of whom were tied with 34. In an (un)respectable third place, it was the school house rockstars.

the final scores were as follows:

Booger Booger and Pokey Butt: 16 31
Suspicious package: 17 36
Mulva: 15 31 + bonus round winners
Steve Gutenberg Bible: 18 34
Phatty Phuzz-butt: 11 22
Dolphins Swimming out of the Wild: 14 28
The Neuticals: 16 34
Red State hate: 13 22
hemorrhoid rage: 14 29
Donde Estamos: 10 26
Probably the best hotdogs: 13 28
Free BedStuy: 10 17
School House Rockstars: 16 32
The Real People: 17 34
Blowjob Assassins: 9 13

stars of hockey round
1. bobby hull
2. bobby orr
3. gordie howe
4. tim horton
5. wayne gretzky

march

as promised...

post de fact-o

the next dr. fact will be held on the second monday of march, which places it squarely on march 14th. the time will be nine pm. hope to see you all there.

fact on

fact in february was once again won by steve gutenberg bible. in second place we saw suspicious package and in third, the neuticals. i'll post the rest of the scores, a humorous drawing and the all around bad answers soon. feel free to leave any feedback about dr. fact's night of fifty questions below. thanks.

fact finally confirmed for feb. 21st